little lost one

mermaidspacegoddess:

I think ‘honey’ is the cutest nickname like you are the efforts of hundreds of tiny bees collaborating, you are made of flowers and love and you make everything so much sweeter.

(via the-yololympics)

thechubbynerd:

bidoof:

movie idea: guy finds a stone tablet engraved with a mysterious alien language and gets caught up in a national treasure-esque adventure to decipher its meaning, only to learn that it’s just an alien “live, love, laugh” decoration

My favorite part about this post is that it infers that there’s an alien suburban mom demographic.

(via you-had-me-at-e-flat-major)

voidbrood:

I’m what the kids call ‘an atrocity to god’.

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

thighschool:

mchaha:

2017 is like 6 months away and I still think 2007 was 3 years ago

its gonna be like this for the rest of our lives isnt it…

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

clippy:

today when my coworker went to lunch i said “munch munch it’s time for lunch” and the assistant manager was like “carson do u ever.. think before u say things like that never do that again”

(via electric-ihndigo)