thechubbynerd:

bidoof:

movie idea: guy finds a stone tablet engraved with a mysterious alien language and gets caught up in a national treasure-esque adventure to decipher its meaning, only to learn that it’s just an alien “live, love, laugh” decoration

My favorite part about this post is that it infers that there’s an alien suburban mom demographic.

(via you-had-me-at-e-flat-major)

clippy:

today when my coworker went to lunch i said “munch munch it’s time for lunch” and the assistant manager was like “carson do u ever.. think before u say things like that never do that again”

(via electric-ihndigo)